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papervoiced asked: I love what Dara O'Brien does with the disaster film 2012. "THE NEUTRINOS ARE MUTATING!!!!" that entire set is gold, tbh

That is a good one.  Dara is pretty amazing.  His rant on video games seriously MAKES ME WEEP.

"That’s not gaming.  This is gaming: Oh my god, I’m in a gun battle! WHICH ONE OF THESE BUTTONS ISN’T CROUCH?"

Oh man.  I need to laugh more.

But video games do it all the time!

(via novacorps)

SORRY FOR THE ABSENCE

in light of recent events, I was taking a much needed vacation from things.  But i’m back on it, kids.  Nice to be back.

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedceleb:

Please don’t hurt us, Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Go home Oscars, you’re drunk.

buzzfeed:

buzzfeedceleb:

Please don’t hurt us, Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Go home Oscars, you’re drunk.

my final Oscars tally was 18.5/24.  This was probably the best I’ve done.  

Thanks for putting up with the liveblog, kids.  Have a wonderful night <3

oh cheno you sparkly little golden-voiced pixie

ARGO FUCK YOURSELF

yessssssssssss

OH MY GOD I LOVE THE FLOTUS

drunk Mom is sassily texting me through the entire broadcast

  • Drunk Mom: Wow. Def no.love for Lincoln.

NO

papervoiced:

TONY KUSCHNER

NO WHY NO

i’m just gonna go watch Angels in America after this.