papervoiced asked: I love what Dara O'Brien does with the disaster film 2012. "THE NEUTRINOS ARE MUTATING!!!!" that entire set is gold, tbh
That is a good one. Dara is pretty amazing. His rant on video games seriously MAKES ME WEEP.
“That’s not gaming. This is gaming: Oh my god, I’m in a gun battle! WHICH ONE OF THESE BUTTONS ISN’T CROUCH?”
Oh man. I need to laugh more.
But video games do it all the time!
(via chaperoned)
SORRY FOR THE ABSENCE
in light of recent events, I was taking a much needed vacation from things. But i’m back on it, kids. Nice to be back.

Please don’t hurt us, Catherine Zeta-Jones.
Go home Oscars, you’re drunk.
my final Oscars tally was 18.5/24. This was probably the best I’ve done.
Thanks for putting up with the liveblog, kids. Have a wonderful night <3
oh cheno you sparkly little golden-voiced pixie
ARGO FUCK YOURSELF
yessssssssssss
drunk Mom is sassily texting me through the entire broadcast
- Drunk Mom: Wow. Def no.love for Lincoln.